Thursday, September 5, 2013

Snatch-Theft

Too many snatch-theft cases going around!! 

It has come to the point where not only these cases don't make any articles in the newspaper anymore, even failed attempts of snatching is no longer a new thing. In fact, there are now tonnes of videos of these unlucky, failed loser being beaten by bystanders available for them too keep just so that they can remind themselves of the humiliation of their failure, and so that they should have not been born into this world.

I guess snatch-thieving is a really profitable activity, that is why, just like Aurawhite 900,000mg Collagen and Shape Plus Weight Controller retailers, there are so many of these thieves.

Just a few days back, While I was strolling home with a friend after dinner, oh how bad was our luck, we heard the victim's screaming. Six guys on three bikes attacked a couple who were in a car, and, as usual, they were geared with parang. Lucky for the couple they were not hurt. But somehow I guess the victims were somewhat stupid...
As the car were being squeezed by the bikes, instead of speeding up and just running over one of them, the driver intelligently slowed down, rolled down his window, and asked them, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!". Way to go. Were you trying to impress your scared girlfriend? 
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOES THAT?! YOU MORON, YOU'RE IN A BLOODY CAR, YOU CAN ALWAYS RUN OVER SOME LOW-LIFE SNATCHING MFERS TO PROTECT YOURSELF!! Who cares if one of the thieves dies?!


So the thieves snatched a handbag, some jewelleries and the car key. All in less than 10 seconds.

A few months back, there was a case worse than this. A lady was attacked by a man and got one slash on the back of her head, and countless on her right hand because she wouldn't let go of her handbag. Damn me I had to see the open wound on her almost-falling-off right arm which exposed her red flesh and white bones.

SO I GUESS NO MORE CARRYING AROUND HANDBAGS?

What is it with women carrying around bags and stuffing them with things that they might never use?!

"What if there is no handwash at the restaurant and I need some?" *stuffs a mini bottle of handwash in the bag*

"Oh! tissue papers!" *as if they're not readily available everywhere!*

"What if I need to take off my lenses?" *stuffs lense case and travel-sized lense solution in*

"what if my hands get dry?" *in goes a small bottle of lotion*

"I might need more tissues," *puts in another three packs of tissues*

"I might drop and lose the hairband that I'm wearing now so might as well have some spare," *drops in additional four pieces of hairband*

"I might need to touch up my make up," *BITCH YOU'RE LEAVING THE HOUSE FOR ONLY LESS THAN ONE HOUR WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO TOUCH UP YOUR MAKE UP?!*

"I CAN'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT MY POWERBANK!!" *hopeless idiot...*


Ladies, it's really time to get our shit together and stop lying to ourselves. Most of the time, all of these extra things that we carry in our bags, WE NEVER EVEN TAKE'EM OUT, SO WE DON'T NEED'EM!

Purse, keys, and phone. That's it! Keep'em all in the pockets of your pants. If you're just going for out from the office for lunch, just carry enough money to buy lunch; like a bill of RM10 or RM20; there is no need to carry the whole purse.

It's never worth being slashed with a parang just because you want to carry a handbag and look stylish.