*DISCLAIMER : NOT APPLICABLE IN ALL SITUATION. I'M ENTITLED TO MY OWN OPINIONS*
If you stay in silence, you bleed on the inside.
If you speak up, you are rambling due to PMS.
If you are angry, you are short-fused.
If you are calm, you need no attention.
If you swear, you need to wash your mouth with detergent.
If you speak with proper words, nobody hears you.
If you are crying, you are ugly.
If you are smiling, you are just trying to act cute.
If you decide on anything, you are big-headed.
If you sit and wait and do nothing, you are clingy and independent.
If you give some space, you don't care anymore.
If you spam the phone, you are a crazy bitch.
If you are loyal, you are doubted.
If you keep your choices open, you are a whore.
If you are pretty, you must be a player.
If you are ugly, there is no place for you in this world.
If you stand for your opinions, you are doomed.
If you just stay in the kitchen, you are backward.
I dunno lah.. Why don't you just shut the fuck up and go play with your blow-up dolls, eh??